Barista: I have chamomile (pronounced chamo-mile) tea for you sir.
Customer: I’m sorry, I ordered chamomile (chamo-meel) tea.
Barista: [blinks] yes sir. Here it is.
Customer: Milk added before the tea?
Customer: One sugar?
Customer: Did you stir it?
Customer: Three times?
Barista: How about I just get you a stir stick so you can so it yourself.
Customer: That would be best.
It’s nice to know that Dr. Sheldon Cooper was based on a real person.