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What is the Star Wars Fandom called?
I know that fandoms have names:
Dr. Who fans are Whovians
Star Trek fans are Trekkies
Glee fans are Gleeks
Potter fans are Potterheads
and so on. So what are Star Wars fans called, Star Whores?
My friend misunderstood my statement “Celestia took the Hogwarts house test and came out a Griffindor” to mean the My Little Pony instead of my daughter (she was named first). This is the result.
Really my kid. I love bragging on her.
My daughter’s Halloween costume. She loved it.
John Wayne Gacy presents the classic dual personality of many of serial killers. In public, he wore an affable and engaging persona, even working as a children’s entertainer. Behind closed doors, however, he had a predilection for raping and murdering young men, killing 33 people before justice finally caught up with him. His time finally ran out on May 10, 1994, when he was executed by lethal injection, his last words were “Kiss my ass.”
Happy “One Less Crazy-Ass Serial Killer in the World” Day!!
THG Pick Up Lines Spam- So many Catnuss pick up lines opportunities, just so many.
When Hunger Games meet Twilight…
Seriously, does that deer look like Bambi to anyone else?
(via sarcasticclaims)
- my mom when I try to talk to her:
- my mom when I'm watching TV or a movie: Hey honey what do you want for dinner i love you why aren't you saying you love me back do you need new pants we should go shopping wow you've grown up so much what's your favorite memory of me am i a good mother what's the meaning of life
Me in class.
- Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
- Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
- Me: ugh, split ends.
- Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
- Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
- Me: just act like you understand.
- Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
- Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
- Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
- Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
- Me: I hate you all.
- Me: someone shoot me.
This bat is said to be on the verge of extinction due to poaching.
oh darn its going to die out… one less scary mother effing animal in this world seems like a GOOD thing to me…
